My wife and I are now two-time champions of the costume contest at Lewisburg, West Virginia’s Carnegie Hall “Fantasy” fundraiser, which was held on Saturday night.  This year’s party was themed as “Fantasy in White,” and so obviously we had to go as the “Hollywood Hotties,” aka, Elvis and Marilyn.  This is our second time winning.  Three years ago, we won “Fantasy Under the Big Top” as poodle trainers.  

 If it weren’t for those pesky Trial Court Rules that require a coat and tie, I believe I definitely could gain more prestige with jurors in this outfit.